Ima try hard
Ima Ima Ima Ima
Ima try hard
When you see me walk into this class
Ima try hard
People be be talkin behind my back (Ima try hard)
and when the teacher asks the class a question
You know that ill be answering that question cuz
Ima try hard
No matter if its two plus two(two)
Or 4761 squared
You know that I'll be the first to raise my hand
You know im first to blurt the answer man
please believe that im the best(BEST)
and no one even 3/4ths as good as me
I only do cuz ima try hard
Well if theres an answer man
Ima try hard
No matter who you are
ima try hard
The teacher be looking at me think how great I am
She be looking at like willy I am the greatest
Person to ever walk in this class room
Getting all A's cept in Gym
Were im getting a C+
But that don’t matter cause whenever you see me
Ima be out performing the rest of my class
No matter who you are I always am the one to ask
And if you ask me question I say
$10 cash
O ya
You can never doubt Try hardness
And if my ansewers not right
You can bet that I will rage
Right out of the class
Never to be seen again
The only reason I do it cause
Ima try hard
When I, When I, When I When I,
Wake up in the mornin Im like
Man I'm great (Great)
You know just who I am don’t hate (Hate)
All my teachers they salute me
All they way from math to social studies
I don’t need no help I got it down(down pat)
My long division is so awesome awesome that (that)
When they put it on the board
You ain't got no chance (chance)
Cuz when I get the answer right(right)
I'm gonna rub it in your face (face)
Now don’t be trying to do it like me(me)
Or else you might just have to fight me(me)
But don’t worry I'm a pacifist(pacifist)(what?)
So the worst that ill do is ill bite you
Or maybe even tell the teacher on you
Don’t give me that look(that look)
I only it cuz ima try hard
When you see me walk into this class
Ima try hard
People be be talkin behind my back (Ima try hard)
and when the teacher asks the class a question
You know that ill be answering that question cuz
ima try hard
No matter if its two plus two
Or 4761 squared
You know that I'll be the first to raise my hand
You know im first to blurt the answer man
please believe that im the best and no one is as good as me
I only do cuz ima try hard
Nick Knoke. Rogo
Teachers if yo class ain't getting it right you know who to call
1-800-TRY-HARD
Monday, May 16, 2011
Monday, May 2, 2011
Character Sketch
My name is Rosie. I am one of the most popular kids in the school. Some people think I’m over weight but they are just jealous. One thing you would know about me if you my friend is that I hate this girl named Squeaky. She is so annoying and she has this big stupid brother named Raymond. Nobody really knows what’s wrong with him but he doesn’t talk much and he runs like an idiot. She so confident that she can beat my friend Gretchen. She is always running just to show off to people and calls it practicing. Gretchen is so going to beat her.
My name is Rosie. I am one of the most popular kids in the school. Some people think I’m over weight but they are just jealous. One thing you would know about me if you my friend is that I hate this girl named Squeaky. She is so annoying and she has this big stupid brother named Raymond. Nobody really knows what’s wrong with him but he doesn’t talk much and he runs like an idiot. She so confident that she can beat my friend Gretchen. She is always running just to show off to people and calls it practicing. Gretchen is so going to beat her.
Thursday, April 28, 2011
The Lone Wolf
The full moon illuminates the night sky as it shines by the stars. I try to talk to it as I lean my head back a howl the sad song of a lone wolf exiled by his own pack. The moon was never forsaken. It always has the company of the stars as they shine in admiration for this glowing gentle giant as it floats through the murky night in silence. I am always drifting trying to find and exist in a place where I belong. If only I could know its secret for being surrounded by friends. Maybe the moon and I aren’t so different. Maybe all the little stars in the sky that appear to be crowding it are really so far away that they look like specks. Perhaps the moon was once close to those stars like I was close to my pack but was cast away, shunned, unwanted because it was different. Maybe the reason it goes across the night sky because it is searching for a friend like how I walk through the wilderness. If only there was a way to tell it that I would like to be its friend so it could stop searching through the dark night looking for one. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
The full moon illuminates the night sky as it shines by the stars. I try to talk to it as I lean my head back a howl the sad song of a lone wolf exiled by his own pack. The moon was never forsaken. It always has the company of the stars as they shine in admiration for this glowing gentle giant as it floats through the murky night in silence. I am always drifting trying to find and exist in a place where I belong. If only I could know its secret for being surrounded by friends. Maybe the moon and I aren’t so different. Maybe all the little stars in the sky that appear to be crowding it are really so far away that they look like specks. Perhaps the moon was once close to those stars like I was close to my pack but was cast away, shunned, unwanted because it was different. Maybe the reason it goes across the night sky because it is searching for a friend like how I walk through the wilderness. If only there was a way to tell it that I would like to be its friend so it could stop searching through the dark night looking for one. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
Wall of lies
Every day I trudge through the hallways full of shouting people. They think they know me but they have never seen my tormented life outside of school. I walk around with this fake smile trying to fool everybody. I have to carry this 1,000 pound weight on my shoulders and every day it gets heavier. I am not one of the outcasts, not one of the nerds, but a good player on the football team. I have friends all over the school. They don’t know about me when I get out of the safe school doors and step into the depressing world of my reality. I step through the doors to hell when I walk into my house. The reason is because my father has drug problems and a temper. At least I can get away during the week when I’m at school but when the weekend comes I am terrified at what is going to happen to me. Usually I get dragged somewhere in downtown of New York and get locked in a car for three hours while my dad disappears somewhere but I’m pretty sure I know where he is. This is the reason I never have friends over and I am too scared to tell anyone so I sit and cower behind my wall of lies.
Every day I trudge through the hallways full of shouting people. They think they know me but they have never seen my tormented life outside of school. I walk around with this fake smile trying to fool everybody. I have to carry this 1,000 pound weight on my shoulders and every day it gets heavier. I am not one of the outcasts, not one of the nerds, but a good player on the football team. I have friends all over the school. They don’t know about me when I get out of the safe school doors and step into the depressing world of my reality. I step through the doors to hell when I walk into my house. The reason is because my father has drug problems and a temper. At least I can get away during the week when I’m at school but when the weekend comes I am terrified at what is going to happen to me. Usually I get dragged somewhere in downtown of New York and get locked in a car for three hours while my dad disappears somewhere but I’m pretty sure I know where he is. This is the reason I never have friends over and I am too scared to tell anyone so I sit and cower behind my wall of lies.
Friday, March 18, 2011
Basketball
Bounce Bounce Bounce. Up and down I always fly back and forth and throught the air when I am touched by a person. It doesn't hurt but it doesn't feel good either it is like a cold cough tickling at your trough constantly. I don't much engoy being a basketball but i suppose everyone is made for a reason. There is some good that comes with it. The sweet swishing sound as I float through the net and the soft thump of banking off the backboard. I love the cheering that comes when a team wins and the joyfull players as they high five on the bench. Being a basketball has its good moments.
Bounce Bounce Bounce. Up and down I always fly back and forth and throught the air when I am touched by a person. It doesn't hurt but it doesn't feel good either it is like a cold cough tickling at your trough constantly. I don't much engoy being a basketball but i suppose everyone is made for a reason. There is some good that comes with it. The sweet swishing sound as I float through the net and the soft thump of banking off the backboard. I love the cheering that comes when a team wins and the joyfull players as they high five on the bench. Being a basketball has its good moments.
Thursday, March 10, 2011
The year was 2081. Steve McGowan was just getting done with his last basketball game he would every play. He was exactly 86 yaers old and he was the best player on his team. He also had a beatiful wife(Kim Kardashian) She was on aging syrum so she would look young forever. This is when Steve's old friend in school ran up to him and started to go on a jealous rampage.
" I hate you Steve why did you leave me." she screamed as shed pulled out a gun and shot Steve in the gut.
"Linsey," Steve gasped "I have always loved you but you were pitiful so I couldn't be with you." He said as he slumped to the ground.
" I hate you Steve why did you leave me." she screamed as shed pulled out a gun and shot Steve in the gut.
"Linsey," Steve gasped "I have always loved you but you were pitiful so I couldn't be with you." He said as he slumped to the ground.
Friday, March 4, 2011
Camping
Camping with my family is always really fun. We go swimming and eat food by the fire and play games outside. The thing is my family doesn't always get along. Now my mom's side of the family is huge and they only come with us. People argue with eachother about the dumbest things so its kind of funny to just listen from a distance.
One time my Aunt Cathy was throwing marshmellows. Show kept hitting everyone with them and some of us we getting really annoyed. Finaly my Uncle John snapped when she hit him in the face with one.
"What the heck do you think you're doing." he screamed " I am sick of this and it needs to stop Cathy."
My Aunt Cathy stopped thowing marshmellows at people then. My Uncle John was severly ticked off so he went by the other guys and tried to cool down. My aunt still does stuff like that but she doesn't mess with Uncle John anymore.
Camping with my family is always really fun. We go swimming and eat food by the fire and play games outside. The thing is my family doesn't always get along. Now my mom's side of the family is huge and they only come with us. People argue with eachother about the dumbest things so its kind of funny to just listen from a distance.
One time my Aunt Cathy was throwing marshmellows. Show kept hitting everyone with them and some of us we getting really annoyed. Finaly my Uncle John snapped when she hit him in the face with one.
"What the heck do you think you're doing." he screamed " I am sick of this and it needs to stop Cathy."
My Aunt Cathy stopped thowing marshmellows at people then. My Uncle John was severly ticked off so he went by the other guys and tried to cool down. My aunt still does stuff like that but she doesn't mess with Uncle John anymore.
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